Stanford Tree Ejected from Game

In last night's women's basketball game, the Stanford Cardinal's tree mascot was ejected for dancing on the floor. Yes, the Stanford Cardinal's mascot is a tree. Why not a cardinal you ask? I have no idea.

But back to the point. The 'tree' was ejected for dancing where he was not supposed to be. Why in the hell do you eject the mascot? I 'd understand if he ran across the middle of the court and stole the ball, but for dancing? I just don't get it.

This isn't the first time the 'tree' has been in trouble. It was recently ejected for a DUI, dancing under the influence. What the hell is the matter with the Stanford Tree? I can just imagine the FSU Seminole coming to the game drunk trying to ride that horse to mid-field in pre-game.

Hey 'tree' you've got to get your act together man. Maybe try laying off the crunk juice, and dancing on the court probably isn't the best idea.

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