Terry Bradshaw is on Crack

I'm sure everyone remembers Terry Bradshaw leading those great Steelers teams in the 70's, but I doubt anyone ever imagined him walking around naked in a movie in 2006. Well, everyone's nightmare has come true.

Last night on Jay Leno Terry was on promoting his new movie, Failure to Launch. Which brings up an interesting point, why in the hell is Terry Bradshaw doing a movie? The guy doesn't need the money, and he can't even act. Anyways, Terry was constantly moving around and laughing hysterically. Every time Leno told a joke Terry would laugh uncontrollably, then ask where he got it from, and then try and give him a high-five. Terry also said, "Man I'm sweatin!" at least 68 times. He looked like a total goof.

This all leads me to believe that Terry is on the white powder. Why else would the legend quarterback walk around nude in a movie? Crack will do these kinds of things to you, so watch out kids!

This is pretty much just speculation. I would not encourage anyone to spread this rumor around.

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